Newfies and the Pet Shop

Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird
section.

Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat’sdem”. The clerk comes over and asks if he
can help them. “Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage
op dere”, says Gerry, “Put dem in a peeper bag”. The clerk does, and
the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry’s van and drive until they are high up in the hill
and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. “Dis looks loike a
grand place, eh?” says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag,
places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as
his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds
followed by a “SPLAT”.

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff, he shakes his head and says,
“Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin’ is too fockin’ dangerous for me”.

============== PART TWO =================

A minute later, Seamus arrives.

He too has been to the pet shop, and he walks up carrying the familiar
“peeper bag”. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices
that in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. “Hi Paddy! Watch dis”
Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the
parrot’s head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a “SPLAT”
as he joins Gerry’s remains at the bottom.

Paddy shakes his head and says, “An’ oim never troyin’ dat
parrotshooting nider”.

================= PART THREE ===================

A few minutes after Seamus splats himself, Sean strolls up.

He too has been to the pet shop, and he walks up carrying the familiar
“peeper bag”.

Instead of a parrot, he pulls a chicken out of the bad and launches
himself off the cliff with usual result.

Once more Paddy shakes his head - “Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit
his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin’ hen
gliding…”